19 Tweets That Prove No Matter What, You're Still The Damn Same Every Year

    Back on your bullshit. The 2018 edition.

    Michelle Rennex
    by Michelle Rennex

    BuzzFeed Staff, Australia

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    Not Sara @smithsara79

    Date: I'm pretty easygoing, you? Me: *regularly gets stressed out doing captcha tests bc I don't know if bushes count as trees* Definitely.

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    Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96

    I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in

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    𝒓 @softzenik

    me covering my front camera with tape and thinking about how the fbi agent monitoring me has watched me cry everyda… https://t.co/iMr3ZbpTSz

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    Sean The Designer @Sean_Marcano

    I am 22 and still pretend to be asleep when someone comes to my room so they dont bother me. I am not ashamed. I am… https://t.co/VOI6ykFQpc

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    hafsa🥀 @HAFSUSS

    coming home from a night out and seeing ur bed full of shit from when u were getting dressed https://t.co/EQkbMsQaoJ

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    6.

    WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket

    I REALLY hope the pizza tracker can't see how many times you click refresh.

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    7.

    Bob Ross fan account @jellyfish_guy

    If you honk at me .025 seconds after the light turns green I’m going to put my vehicle in park, adjust my seat, che… https://t.co/cDuXi65UOD

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    porg @EFFLORESCENE

    me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and experience parties and everything!! me at 20: ok so listen. there’s a n… https://t.co/WGGAX9pK7D

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    9.

    phil. @MrPhillipOnYa

    Mechanic: Looks like yo- Me: Listen, I just came to get my oil changed and DASSIT

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    10.

    Alex Iosiovich @Alex_Iosiovich

    *Dog sneezes* "Aww. Bless you." *Co-worker sneezes* "Oh my god, shut the f*ck up, Jesse"

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    11.

    Hibz @Hibzx

    You ever dm yourself something funny to read/watch later when you get home then forget? You leave yourself on read. It be your own self

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    12.

    Hannah @politicaIhoe

    me after going 5 minutes without reassurance and attention

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    13.

    ㅤㅤboo @sh6wty

    i know i ain’t the only girl that be doing my makeup in front of my vanity like, “hi guys so today we’re gonna star… https://t.co/sSkNHW0VEW

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    14.

    Mark Magark @markedly

    Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot t… https://t.co/mNgHkp73qi

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    lei ❌ @gleivytrain

    me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction?… https://t.co/V7QlJxhjJ3

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    Heather @heath_medwards

    me at family party: why is everyone asking me personal questions me in an uber: and that Laurence might be where m… https://t.co/TBn0WSb3Gy

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    17.

    Danhel @malefihcent

    me ignoring wikipedia's plea to save them from their annual financial collapse and still using it

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    18.

    hannah @hancalamity

    someone: *hurts me very bad* me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life them: hey sorry… https://t.co/dHB8HXKSKr

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    eric turtle @dubstep4dads

    [i clean my room and drink a moderate amount of water throughout the day] fuuuck bro 2018 is gonna be my year i can… https://t.co/Oy86LZaRch

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