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First things first, you're literally your own biggest fan.
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And your confidence is truly out of this world.
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But sometimes you have your moments of self-doubt.
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And you often go through a rollercoaster of emotions during those times.
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But it doesn't ever really stop you from doing the shit you always do.
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And it DEFINITELY doesn't mean other people can join in on your moments of weakness.
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Because even though you front that you can take anything, you're still a lil' sensitive.
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Most of the time, you're really confident.
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But it's really thrown off by just how goddamn dramatic you are.
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And by the fact that you crave attention 110% of the time.
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You want everyone to be just as obsessed with you as you are with yourself.
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So you annoy some people until they show you the attention you deserve.
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But at the same time, you don't put any extra effort in to make it happen with other people.
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Which means a lot of the time, you're never actually on time.
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Because, well, you pretty much think your time is more important than everyone else's.
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So you craft plans in your mind because you want more of that sweet, sweet me-time.
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When you do finally get called out for your shit, your dramatic side really soars.
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So you take drastic measures to make life easier for yourself.
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Yet, despite being aware of all your self-obsessed ways, you never change because you don't ever listen to your own damn self.
