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me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible. me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:
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Most conversations with moms start with, "Did you read that article I sent you?"
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If u don't fall out when u go shopping with ur ma is she even ur ma
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When your mom call your name and you respond "what" and she don't answer back because she want you to go to her but… https://t.co/CO4Zzl6Vtn
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Nobody gas you up like yo mama Facebook friends 😩
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when you wanna ask your mom for money you be in her room acting like you care about what she watching on tv like th… https://t.co/gi9MVMz9Im
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my mom is a mixture between a cool mom & a strict mom she switches it up everydayyyy
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*driving with my mom in the car* Me: *goes 1 mph over the speed limit* My mom:
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*shows parents a funny meme* parents: who is that? is that ur friend? do you go to school w/ them? do you love this shit? are you high rn?
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when your mom is yelling at your brother and you know you're next
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Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even.
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When your mom gets home and you realize you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer
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Is your mom even your mom if she doesn't walk into your room to stare at u, then walk away
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Mum: you'll grow into them Me:
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My mum could tell me the most irrelevant shite ever and still end the news with "don't be putting that on Facebook or anything"
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When your mum's mate comes round and brings her kid you don't know.
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Am I the only one who's mom find outs everything? Like I could run a stop sign and get a txt from my mom saying "why didn't you stop?????"
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When your dad tells you to come home vs When your mom tells you to come home