22 Australian Animals That Have Lost the Fucking Plot

    Cockatoos smoking durries and throwing back tinnies? Must be 'Straya.

    1. This pack of loose cunts sharing a deck like all good mates should.

    2. And this solo rider going with the hand-rolled durry.

    3. This cheeky fuck that forgot it had wings which would really speed up its travel time.

    4. This goanna who doesn't know how the fuck doors work.

    5. These cunts who don't quite understand what toilets are for.

    6. And this snake who decided to teach one a lesson.

    7. This snake who doesn't realise shops aren't for goddamn reptiles, they're for clothes.

    8. And this dickhead who thinks it's some kind of human.

    9. These kangaroos involved in this kanga-orgy in broad fucking daylight.

    10. And these ones throwing hands in the middle of the fucking road.

    11. This loose cunt throwing back a tinny like it's nobody's business.

    12. This lizard who needs a fucking reality check.

    13. And this cat who thinks it's a 14-year-old teenage boy ripping it at his local skatepark.

    14. This bad bitch daddy long legs with even bigger fucking balls.

    15. And this absolute wild one on a real keyboard-biting bender.

    16. These terrified fucks who are shitting themselves after being busted nicking some free food.

    17. This dumb cunt who has clearly confused broccoli for trees.

    18. And this kangaroo who had a real shit go because he ventured into the wrong area.

    19. These loose units who don't give a single fuck about your car protecting you.

    20. And this cunt who honestly doesn't give a single fuck about your helmet.

    21. This really kinky-ass koala.

    22. And these horny roos with their fucking on-the-move root sesh.

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