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Seriously Britain, What The Fuck Is Going On With Your Food?

Spotted dick. Lol.

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OK, Britain, we'll give it to you, you've really perfected the Sunday roast, and the Yorkshire pudding to a tee.

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But quick question... Why can't y'all just enjoy a pie without drowning it in weird sauce reminiscent of a post-salad vomit?

What is liquor sauce, and why isn't tomato sauce good enough for you?
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What is liquor sauce, and why isn't tomato sauce good enough for you?

And why would you deface a beautiful chicken schnitty with béchamel sauce AND cheese?!

Parma > Parmo. Everyone knows the superior sauce is marinara.
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Parma > Parmo. Everyone knows the superior sauce is marinara.

Also, why do you Brits love shoving curry on top of chips – are hot chips not enough for you?

Honestly, just eat a curry or eat a pile of chips. Why must you consume them together?
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Honestly, just eat a curry or eat a pile of chips. Why must you consume them together?

Like, even when your food is normal, the names are just unnecessarily weird.

Did a spiced sponge cake with sultanas really need to be called spotted dick?
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Did a spiced sponge cake with sultanas really need to be called spotted dick?

Hello, you have a pie called stargazy simply because it includes fish, that for some reason, face up to the sky and stars.

Let's not even get started on how weird this is as a dish.
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Let's not even get started on how weird this is as a dish.

Plus, you all do know what haggis is made of, right?

Because who doesn't love a cheeky serving of oatmeal and organs?
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Because who doesn't love a cheeky serving of oatmeal and organs?

Or, even worse, you are aware that black pudding is made of blood?

Little blood popsicles. Yum. Yum.
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Little blood popsicles. Yum. Yum.

Britain, are you OK?

Why don't you just stick to eating dessert jelly, and maybe not jellied eels?
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Why don't you just stick to eating dessert jelly, and maybe not jellied eels?

Like, are all y'all really OK?

You know you can cut your lemons before you put them in your desserts, yeah?
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You know you can cut your lemons before you put them in your desserts, yeah?

Look, if you need your neighbours down in Oz to send you some good food, just let us know.

For now we'll let you continue your carb-ception consumption as you eat your bread filled with chips...and sadness.
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For now we'll let you continue your carb-ception consumption as you eat your bread filled with chips...and sadness.