OK, Britain, we'll give it to you, you've really perfected the Sunday roast, and the Yorkshire pudding to a tee. @ionaxanthe / instagram.com But quick question... Why can't y'all just enjoy a pie without drowning it in weird sauce reminiscent of a post-salad vomit? @amw_whitehead / instagram.com What is liquor sauce, and why isn't tomato sauce good enough for you? And why would you deface a beautiful chicken schnitty with béchamel sauce AND cheese?! @missandreadownes / instagram.com Parma > Parmo. Everyone knows the superior sauce is marinara. Also, why do you Brits love shoving curry on top of chips – are hot chips not enough for you? @megmogster26 / instagram.com Honestly, just eat a curry or eat a pile of chips. Why must you consume them together? Like, even when your food is normal, the names are just unnecessarily weird. @seraphinelucienne / instagram.com Did a spiced sponge cake with sultanas really need to be called spotted dick? Hello, you have a pie called stargazy simply because it includes fish, that for some reason, face up to the sky and stars. @auneheadarts / flic.kr Let's not even get started on how weird this is as a dish. Plus, you all do know what haggis is made of, right? @davidbomark / instagram.com Because who doesn't love a cheeky serving of oatmeal and organs? Or, even worse, you are aware that black pudding is made of blood? @pearl.andrews.946 / instagram.com Little blood popsicles. Yum. Yum. Britain, are you OK? @alexaaking / instagram.com Why don't you just stick to eating dessert jelly, and maybe not jellied eels? Like, are all y'all really OK? Wikipedia Commons / en.wikipedia.org You know you can cut your lemons before you put them in your desserts, yeah? Look, if you need your neighbours down in Oz to send you some good food, just let us know. @blood_sweat_and_pies / instagram.com For now we'll let you continue your carb-ception consumption as you eat your bread filled with chips...and sadness.