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19 Things You'll Understand If You Just Really Fucking Love Costco

A hotdog and drink with unlimited refills for under $2? Am I dead? Is this heaven?

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1. You've mastered the art of pushing your cart while eating everything you grabbed from the food court.

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2. And you're a pro at balancing your drinks in the perfect position so they don't spill while you shop.

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3. Because even though the lines to get into Costco can sometimes be wild...

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4. ...you know the queues to get food are basically hell on Earth.

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5. So you've learnt to buy food when lines are short and just settle with playing cart Tetris as you shop, to save yourself time.

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6. Or when you have the time and can find a seat, you treat yourself with a full-on feast that only costs you like... eight dollars.

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7. But no matter how much you try to avoid it, you're still not immune to a sauce and toppings spill.

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8. You're really no stranger to a little boot rearranging after a Costco trip...

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9. ...because your receipt is always, like, half the length of your body.

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10. You're constantly buying things you don't need because it all seems so much cheaper in the moment.

"Four heads of broccoli? When DON'T I need that many greens?!?!"
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"Four heads of broccoli? When DON'T I need that many greens?!?!"

11. Or you stock up on items because you're sure you'll need them in the future.

"I love fresh breath. Of course I'll use 16, 50-packs of mints in the next six months!"
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"I love fresh breath. Of course I'll use 16, 50-packs of mints in the next six months!"

12. But you've also become unfazed by some of the extravagant things that would have once grabbed your attention.

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13. Except for the coffins by the exit. They always make you stop.

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14. You're still pretty amused whenever the big, giant teddy bears get put on display again.

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15. And you're always in awe of all the super-sized versions of all your favourite things.

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16. Spinning the onion dispenser is easily one of your favourite parts of a Costco trip.

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17. Because the only thing better than the onions are all the free samples.

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18. Which you're not ashamed to hoard as you roam the aisles.

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19. And while you always try to cull all your unnecessary cards, you know your Costco one will never go anywhere.

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Costco, I love you. Never change. ❤️❤️