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At 7am you wake up in a puddle of your own sweat because you didn't think the heat would start up so soon.
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So you force yourself into an ice-cold shower which really just puts your body into shock.
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When you finally regain feeling, you try to put on your work-appropriate clothing while still trying to wear nothing.
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You repack your bag and take out all the heavy stuff you don't think you'll need.
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Then you make your way to the station, praying you're blessed with a train that isn't from the middle ages.
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When you finally nab one with AC, you struggle to fit between all the sweaty businessmen and women in skirts and sneakers.
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You eventually get to work and hope no one can see the sweat patches you got from the five-minute walk from the station.
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After a while your body adjusts to the office temperature and you thank the gods for that sweet, sweet AC.
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Until you realise that you're actually really cold because whoever's controlling the thermostat has no fucking idea what they're doing.
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So you throw on a jumper, and continue to work until it's time for lunch.
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When you head outside to grab some food, you're immediately hit by the wrath of the hot, humid air.
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Then you remember you've still got your jumper on, so you tie it around your waist like the world's biggest dad.
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You return to the office to eat your lunch and check Snapchat, only to find basically everyone else is at the beach.
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So you angrily finish your food and realise you now only have four more hours of AC before returning to hell.
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It hits 5pm and you defeatedly pack your things and prepare for the sweaty stampede that is your journey home.
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But when you go to leave, you see it's absolutely pissing down and remember that you unpacked your umbrella this morning.
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You run through the rain, trying not to slip, and squish yourself onto another humid, packed train.
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You get home, shower AGAIN, and knock out hella early because the heat really took it out of you.
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And then you suddenly wake up at 7am in another pile of sweat because it's somehow already 26°C again?????????
