Buzz·Posted on 28 Sept 201619 Images Petty People In Love With Drama Know To Be TrueTeam putting in headphones but not listening to anything.by Michelle RennexBuzzFeed Contributor, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Your blood composition is like 55% plasma, 45% red blood cells, and just about 100% petty. 2. And your only real life essentials are food, water, sleep, and drama. 3. You say you hate drama but your favourite activity is watching it unfold from the sidelines. 4. And while you love watching it, you can't handle any messy drama coming back onto you. 5. But when it inevitably does, you stay silent until the end, then hit them with the "I just think it's funny how..." 6. You live for people coming up to you to ask for updates on the latest goss. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And you're the go-to for everyone's stalking needs. 8. You low-key get offended when people approach you with drama like you didn't already know it last Tuesday. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You've got your receipts saved for every occasion in case someone wants to try you. 10. And your screenshot list is impressive to say the least. 11. You pretend you don't care about people texting you back, but in reality it drives you crazy. 12. And your most recently used emojis look a little something like this. 13. You've perfected the art of having earphones in with absolutely nothing but silence playing. 14. You like sipping tea, not for the taste, but for the vibe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And you don't own any hats because you're always surrounded by shade. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Your biggest pet peeve is people who selfishly have drama with private accounts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Which is just above people telling you they have tea but that they can't spill it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You honestly sometimes try to not get involved in drama but it doesn't last very long. 19. And really, you know that you'll die petty holding onto all the grudges you said you'd forgotten.