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27 Times “Take 5” Headlines Were Literally The Most Fucked

"I spiked my son's Milo with Viagra" and 26 other tantalising tales.

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1. When we all started to question just how much we love beef.

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2. When this lady swapped out rings for wings.

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3. When we unexpectedly muttered to ourselves, "why a bridge and not something smaller".

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4. When we started to question just how dangerous our tumble dryers could be.

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5. When everyone was wondering what Christmas without a nose was like.

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6. And when we were wondering where the hell God has been for all our bills.

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7. When all the real, hard-hitting questions were being asked.

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8. When we started to question just how easy it is to get access to a giraffe.

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9. And when this lady had the most unfortunate smallest animal to own.

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10. When we started to wonder just what the fuck "betrayal 1" could've been.

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11. When old people started to become fucking savage.

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12. When we started to question what kind of nasty shit Mavis was getting up to.

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13. When we tried to understand out how this lady managed to figure this one out.

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14. And this one too.

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15. When we were all thinking that this doesn't seem like a fair trade at all.

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16. When we were stuck guessing how much a life is really worth.

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17. When we wondered what really drove the family pet to such extremes.

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18. When we were literally just asking how.

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19. Like really, how?

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20. Or moreso, why?

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21. When we started to question where this couple were getting their sperm from.

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22. When someone needed to explain to this sheila how space travel works.

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23. And when someone needed to explain to this daughter how death works.

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24. And when someone really needed to explain to this mum how Viagra, and parenting works.

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25. When we all thought that this venture would have definitely not been worth it.

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26. When we were wondering just what the fuck her father-in-law did to deserve this.

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27. And when this one got us crazy excited for a FREE exorcism.

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