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22 Primary School Items With Multiple Purposes

Oh the blue end of the rubber that erased pen? More like erased your paper.

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3. The "rubs out pen" rubber

How it was meant to be used: To apparently erase pen from paper.

How you used it: To tear your paper to absolute shit, ruining any work you had done on the page.

6. Electrical pencil sharpener

How it was meant to be used: To sharpen your pencil without you needing to laboriously twist it a hundred times.

How you used it: As an excuse to show off your mufti day outfit that you got to wear like once a year. Or on normal days, to simply procrastinate.

9. School badges

How it was meant to be used: To pin important badges onto your uniform.

How you used it: To pierce through the top layer of your skin to make people think you hurt yourself.

12. Textbooks

How it was meant to be used: To aid in the learning process with information and images.

How you used it: To point to pictures of random people and animals and look at your friend and say "lol look it's you".

13. Pencil case

How it was meant to be used: To store all your stationery that you used in class.

How you used it: To cover your answers during tests because you know you couldn't trust your classmates for shit.

14. Multicolour pens

How it was meant to be used: To effectively combine a bunch of pen colours in one, saving pencil case space.

How you used it: Trying to press all the buttons at once and always ending up breaking the pen.

16. Flexible rulers

How it was meant to be used: To draw and measure straight lines.

How you used it: Constantly trying to bend it the other way to get the kink out, but giving up and just using it to hit your mates.

18. Projector

How it was meant to be used: To project worksheets onto the wall so the class could copy down notes.

How you used it: To sneakily see which of your mates could project the finger without the teacher catching you.

19. Permanent markers

How it was meant to be used: Only at home, to write your name on your belongings.

How you used it: To illegally tag "the S" all over your books and pencil case while in class.

20. Dustpan

How it was meant to be used: With a broom to clean up the classroom.

How you used it: You held it while you lapped around the classroom, bending down to make it look like you were doing something.

21. Chatterbox

How it was meant to be used: To practice your paper-folding skills to create a fun lunchtime game.

How you used it: To help decide the fate of your friends futures, and to insult them with the heavy burn, "you're ugly lol".

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