1. Buying a hot meat pie and then finding out they’re charging for sauce.
2. Buying a democracy sausage and being presented with this shit.
3. Or rolling up to Bunnings for a spot of hardware shopping and sobbing over the lack of sausage sizzle.
4. Finding a toilet when you're really keen for a piss and being greeted by some unexpected guests.
5. Taking a brisk walk and realising a car has a better view than your home ever will.
6. Ordering a coffee and suddenly being transported to Ikea, where you have to build everything your fucking self.
7. Or even worse, readying yourself for a cold long-neck and wondering how you became a biomedical scientist so fast.
8. Pulling out a cold pack of Tim Tams from the fridge and realising you live with a bunch of absolute monsters.
9. Seeing a beautiful plate of fairy bread and upon closer inspection realising the heathen used LONG SPRINKLES.
10. Or seeing a beautiful ice cream cake and noticing that it's home brand and not Freddo.
11. Eyeing a fresh pack of Dairy Milk, only to be disgusted by the fucked-up combination put in front of you.
12. Reaching into the cupboard for a refreshing hit of Milo and discovering some fuckwit used it all without replacing it.
13. Finally getting your hands on a beautiful bacon and egg roll, and realising the bastards gave you just one fucking rasher.
14. Tucking into some fish and chips, then looking up and making eye contact with some demonic-ass seagulls.
15. Thinking you'll enjoy the beach for once because it isn’t packed to the shithouse, but then discovering why.
16. Walking around barefoot on grass, blissfully unaware of the goddamn spikey monsters beneath you.
17. Getting mad excited over a sales tag and lifting it up to see the ugly truth.
18. Getting into bed ready to watch your favourite show and being hit with this absolute fucking joke.
19. Seeing that the Wiggles are on and being shocked by a mob of imposters.
20. Making it to your car just before your free parking runs out, but getting stuck in traffic on the way out.
21. And thinking you’ve nabbed a seat on a busy train but it’s just a wanker in camouflage.
