14 Of The Truest Tweets From The #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe Hashtag
Who needs to know how to do taxes when you can do algebra!?!?
School, despite it's best intentions didn't teach us everything we needed to know. We're still pretty clueless on taxes, investment, and other important real world topics.
However, the hashtag, #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe, just started to trend on Twitter so we scooped up a bunch of tweets that show us what school actually did teach us.
Dress codes > Education
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe dress code is more important than education
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that long hair is for girls, short hair is for boys and there is no in between.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe the length of the skirt is way more important than the education they teach
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that my knees and shoulders are sexual and should never be seen by a guy bc he won't be able to focus
How to cheat the system...
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe How to send a text whilst looking at the teacher at all times like an expert hawk.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to text without looking at my phone
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to finish my homework in less than 10 minutes
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to forge my parents signature
...some people skills...
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe If they can't handle how you look during finals week, then they don't deserve you during syllabus week. š
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe always be nice to the quiet white kid everyone picks on
...and a some real world advice.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that 98% of ur friends are only ur friends because ur together all the time, after schools done, they're gone
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to get dressed in 5 minutes
Showing up is 90% of anything. #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe the accuracy