School, despite it's best intentions didn't teach us everything we needed to know. We're still pretty clueless on taxes, investment, and other important real world topics.
However, the hashtag, #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe, just started to trend on Twitter so we scooped up a bunch of tweets that show us what school actually did teach us.
Dress codes > Education
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe dress code is more important than education
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that long hair is for girls, short hair is for boys and there is no in between.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe the length of the skirt is way more important than the education they teach
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that my knees and shoulders are sexual and should never be seen by a guy bc he won't be able to focus
How to cheat the system...
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe How to send a text whilst looking at the teacher at all times like an expert hawk.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to text without looking at my phone
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to finish my homework in less than 10 minutes
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to forge my parents signature
...some people skills...
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe If they can't handle how you look during finals week, then they don't deserve you during syllabus week. 😂
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe always be nice to the quiet white kid everyone picks on
...and a some real world advice.
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that 98% of ur friends are only ur friends because ur together all the time, after schools done, they're gone
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to get dressed in 5 minutes
Showing up is 90% of anything. #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe
#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe the accuracy
