Well, the one-minute segments are no longer cutting it. The people have spoken and they want a whole season of Snoop Dogg-narrated Planet Earth. They've even launched a Change.org petition to get it done.
So what exactly qualifies Snoop Dogg to narrate Planet Earth?
1.He isn't afraid to ask nature the hard questions.
2.He's honest about his animal expertise.
3.Because he knows it's not about the species of animal; it's about the animal's character.
4.He's super in tune with the animals and their thoughts.
5.He spares the audience from phrases like "penetrating the female" or "courtship ritual."
6.Truly, Snoop shines the most as a narrator during mating scenes.
7.I mean, WHAT A METAPHOR.
8.Snoop roots for the little guys.
9.And expresses sympathy for the prey.
10.But accepts the circle of life for what it is.
11.He finds meaningful lessons we humans can learn from our animal counterparts.
12.He's unafraid to call animals out on their bullshit.
13.Snoop gets really involved in what he's seeing unfold.
14.And he's often genuinely surprised.
15.Really, Snoop is all of us watching Planet Earth.
16.And a relatable narrator is what Planet Earth is missing.
So, there you have it. It's what the people want. It's what Snoop wants.