Do you not eat at McDonald's?Via gothamist.comOr at big restaurant chains?Do you opt for paper towels over napkins?And do you prefer liquid soap to bar soap?Via moneyish.comHave you stopped watching hangout sitcoms?Via refinery29.comHave you stopped watching cable in general?Via forbes.comDo you reject the idea of a 9 to 5 workday?Do you prefer wine, spirits, or craft beer over big beer brands?Via adage.comDo you not take cruises or gamble at casinos?Do you not take your vacation days?Via inc.com
Are You Even A Millennial If You Haven't Killed 19/26 Of These Things?
You're a golf-loving, marmalade-eating, movie-going gambler who couldn't possibly be a millennial!
Sorry, you just haven't killed enough things to be considered a millennial. Maybe next year!
Yup, you're one of those millennials being blamed for just about everything. WHAT WILL YOU KILL NEXT, HUH???