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Are You Even A Millennial If You Haven't Killed 19/26 Of These Things?

Show yourselves, killers!!!

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  1. Which of these deaths have you contributed to?

    Check all that apply:

    Check
    Via gothamist.com
    Do you not eat at McDonald's?
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    Or at big restaurant chains?
    Check
    Via metro.co.uk
    Have you stopped eating lunch altogether?!
    Check
    Via sheknows.com
    Are you single?
    Check
    Via forbes.com
    Do you not own a Scion?
    Check
    Via cnbc.com
    Or a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
    Via cnbc.com
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    Do you opt for paper towels over napkins?
    Check
    Via moneyish.com
    And do you prefer liquid soap to bar soap?
    Check
    Via refinery29.com
    Have you stopped watching hangout sitcoms?
    Check
    Via forbes.com
    Have you stopped watching cable in general?
    Check
    Via nypost.com
    Do you not go to the movies often?
    Check
    Via cnbc.com
    And do you not buy diamonds?
    Via cnbc.com
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    Are you not shopping at Home Depot?
    Check
    Via usatoday.com
    Or department stores?
    Check
    Via nypost.com
    Do you not belong to a gym?
    Check
    Via digiday.com
    Or any focus groups?
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    Do you not really buy cereal?
    Check
    Via metro.co.uk
    OR MARMALADE?
    Check
    Via consumerist.com
    Do you not buy fabric softener?
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    How 'bout light yogurt?
    Check
    Via huffingtonpost.com
    Do you reject the idea of a 9 to 5 workday?
    Check
    Via adage.com
    Do you prefer wine, spirits, or craft beer over big beer brands?
    Via adage.com
    Check
    Via caribbeannewsservice.com
    Do you not take cruises or gamble at casinos?
    Check
    Via inc.com
    Do you not take your vacation days?
    Via inc.com
    Check
    Via businessinsider.com
    Do you not play golf?
    Check
    Via readunwritten.com
    AND ARE YOU CLASSLESS?
 
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