Celebrity·Posted on Jun 12, 2017Just 13 Forgotten About Haikus Written By Chris Pratt In 2011These speak for themselves.by Michelle RegnaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Content Brain" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Haiku of the day. My liver hates me. My kidneys are pretty mad. My brain though? Content. 05:39 AM - 27 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. "Important Meeting" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: should probably bathe ah fuck it, where's my wet naps? important meeting. 07:40 PM - 15 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. "Shrinking Jeans" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Haiku of the day: Are my jeans shrinking? Has my dryer gone faulty? Nope, I just got fat. 07:22 AM - 04 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. "Pink Lei" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Second haiku of the day: wearing a pink lei. On my head like a weirdo. I like how it looks. 06:14 PM - 31 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. "Sleeping with the Enemy" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: cuddles with the wife. sleeping with the enemy. is on amc. 04:07 PM - 20 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. "5K" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: I ran a 5K. My time would have been better. But I stopped to poop. 11:44 PM - 10 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. "Buddy" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Random fact haiku of the day: I had a dog once. Buddy, he died on the road. Touring with Zeppelin. 03:42 PM - 16 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. "Coyote Trap" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Haiku of the day: Engineer needed. For work on coyote trap. Laser skills a must. 05:39 PM - 17 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. "Pounding Cupcakes" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: Got a thrown out back. Prolly gonna shit my pants. Just pounding cupcakes. 01:34 AM - 23 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. "Tight Jeans" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: My toes are buzzing. Circulation is cut off. Tight ass fucking jeans. 07:11 PM - 30 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. "Cookie by Cookie" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day 2: Craft service table. I will fucking destroy you. cookie by cookie. 07:12 PM - 30 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. "ChrisPratt.com" chris pratt @prattprattpratt haiku of the day: Rejoice Followers! It's DEATH METAL SATURDAY! See ChrisPratt.Com 06:49 PM - 02 Jul 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. "Ceelo" chris pratt @prattprattpratt Haiku of the day: Dancing to Ceelo. Put that shit in and blast it! I'm smiling so big!!!! 02:19 PM - 12 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite