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    Posted on Jun 12, 2017

    Just 13 Forgotten About Haikus Written By Chris Pratt In 2011

    These speak for themselves.

    1. "Content Brain"

    Haiku of the day. My liver hates me. My kidneys are pretty mad. My brain though? Content.

    2. "Important Meeting"

    haiku of the day: should probably bathe ah fuck it, where's my wet naps? important meeting.

    3. "Shrinking Jeans"

    Haiku of the day: Are my jeans shrinking? Has my dryer gone faulty? Nope, I just got fat.

    4. "Pink Lei"

    Second haiku of the day: wearing a pink lei. On my head like a weirdo. I like how it looks.

    5. "Sleeping with the Enemy"

    haiku of the day: cuddles with the wife. sleeping with the enemy. is on amc.

    6. "5K"

    haiku of the day: I ran a 5K. My time would have been better. But I stopped to poop.

    7. "Buddy"

    Random fact haiku of the day: I had a dog once. Buddy, he died on the road. Touring with Zeppelin.

    8. "Coyote Trap"

    Haiku of the day: Engineer needed. For work on coyote trap. Laser skills a must.

    9. "Pounding Cupcakes"

    haiku of the day: Got a thrown out back. Prolly gonna shit my pants. Just pounding cupcakes.

    10. "Tight Jeans"

    haiku of the day: My toes are buzzing. Circulation is cut off. Tight ass fucking jeans.

    11. "Cookie by Cookie"

    haiku of the day 2: Craft service table. I will fucking destroy you. cookie by cookie.

    12. "ChrisPratt.com"

    haiku of the day: Rejoice Followers! It's DEATH METAL SATURDAY! See ChrisPratt.Com

    13. "Ceelo"

    Haiku of the day: Dancing to Ceelo. Put that shit in and blast it! I'm smiling so big!!!!

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