1. On fitness:
If I ever do a nude scene, I want to be in shape just enough so nobody calls me "courageous" for doing it.
2. On the good old days:
3. On how proposals actually happen:
4. On retail outlets:
Why is there even a Gap Outlet? Isn't that just Old Navy? Why is there even an Old Navy Outlet? Isn't that just Goodwill?
5. On wealth:
6. On necessary conveniences::
Bathroom stalls w/o purse hooks are fucking primitive. My mom didn't come to this country so I could shit with my backpack on
7. On Asian men:
8. On the true meaning of DIY:
DIY stands for "you should've married someone with more money"
9. On dating:
10. On HPV:
So unfair that HPV is undetectable in males. HPV is a ghost that lives inside men's bodies, and then says BOO in women's bodies.
11. On interracial relationships:
12. On picking your enemies:
Some advice for all my fellow Asian-Americans: Never go paintballing with a Vietnam veteran.
13. On adult interests:
14. On people who do yoga:
Yoga is Simon Says for adults who have lotsa free time
15. On real relationship goals:
16. On financial aspirations:
17. On skater boys:
