The Last Person I Want To Be This Week Is Martha Stewart's Social Media Manager

    "That person now works at TV guide."

    Everyone knows Martha Stewart: queen of food, decor, and etiquette.

    She's probably the only person in the world who you both fantasize about having at your dinner party, and who you also have anxious nightmares about meeting.

    If you'd like to imagine what hosting her might be like, just look to this Instagram post. After her company account of her same name, Martha Stewart, posted a photo of honey nut squash with the caption, “Flavors of fall," Martha used her own personal Instagram account to criticize and point out all of the information the post failed to include.

    “How about cooking instructions? How do they look like cooked?” she wrote in the comments. She then suggested to "also add that honey nuts are a stone barns hybrid developed by blue hill jack algiere.” 🤣

    And honestly? people were here for the sass.

    I mean, Martha's just asserting her perfectionist tendencies, right?

    You don't build a media empire by not letting people learn from their own mistakes.

    Some people felt downright triggered by Martha's micromanaging.

    I meannnnn...

    I guess she's just being a hands-on leader, right?

    The person who runs the company Instagram account at least took it all in good stride, responding to their boss and confirming they've since added cooking instructions to the post.

    However, this is also her social media manager:

    Oh, and the caption was changed to address all of Martha's concerns 😅.