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This House In Michigan Is The Definition Of Extra, And You Can Actually Buy It

This house has everything: A crocheted ceiling, an altar to Elvis, and all of the creepy statues your heart desires.

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Hello visitor, and welcome to the Lion Gate Estate, located in Detroit, Michigan.

This 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom (plus 2-half bathroom), 1,886-square-foot situation can be yours for just $550,000.
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This 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom (plus 2-half bathroom), 1,886-square-foot situation can be yours for just $550,000.

From the outside, this home looks pretty standard, with just slightly overdone fencing and floral accents.

But let's step right in, shall we? :-) Have a seat in what I call Jeff Koons' IRL mood board.

This is already making my eyes hurt.
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This is already making my eyes hurt.

If you're thinking, "This is the physical definition of 'extra,'" then you're not wrong.

Every room is like a Where's Waldo, but instead of "Waldo" it's "HOLY SHIT OMFG has that been there the whole time?!!"

WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE CLOWNS AT THE TABLE???
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WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE CLOWNS AT THE TABLE???

Have you ever wanted to live in a spatial manifestation of a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Because if so, you have arrived.

"It's not like it has a crocheted ceiling," you might think, before looking up.

There's literally at least one inanimate object watching you in every single room.

Do you see it??? Do ya?
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Do you see it??? Do ya?

Surely the kitchen — a destination exclusively reserved for kitchen gadgets and practical tools — can't be weird, can it?!!

Look at all those ceramic chefs! TOTALLY CHILL.

If you told me there was a real, live human being somewhere in this photo, I honestly would believe you.

And if you can't find enough friends to fit in this cafeteria/altar to Elvis...

Then you'll have the resources to pick up at least 32 new hobbies in this game room.

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