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    Grimes' Bonkers Workout Routine Is Not Fooling Anyone

    "Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes."

    In this age of DIY bedroom and influencer culture, it can be hard to tell the real social media posts from the fake ones.

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    Sometimes, though, it's really easy!

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    Take Grimes' recent Instagram post about her collaboration with Adidas, for example. In the post, Adidas asks her about her training regime. And her answer is a wellness word vomit that is a masterclass in millennial satire.

    To start, she pokes fun at all those supplements with pseudo-sciencey claims.

    ...And insanely time-consuming workout routines that no one with a full-time job could actually commit to.

    Also, all those goofy Silicon Valley scams — er, experiences.

    (TBCH I'd pay good money for this though.)

    I wish this were real because seasonal depression is no joke, people.

    When I reached out to London's Moorfields Eye Hospital to verify the science behind Grimes' eyeball surgery, they told me they couldn't comment because they believed the regime was "meant in satire."

    I mean, yeah lol.

    People have picked up on the parody element as well and their comments are hilarious.

    And Grimes, if you're out there and weren't actually kidding — godspeed.

    I also have a great humidifier rec for you.

    BuzzFeed has reached out to Adidas for comment.

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