Grimes' Bonkers Workout Routine Is Not Fooling Anyone
"Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes."
In this age of DIY bedroom and influencer culture, it can be hard to tell the real social media posts from the fake ones.
Sometimes, though, it's really easy!
Take Grimes' recent Instagram post about her collaboration with Adidas, for example. In the post, Adidas asks her about her training regime. And her answer is a wellness word vomit that is a masterclass in millennial satire.
To start, she pokes fun at all those supplements with pseudo-sciencey claims.
...And insanely time-consuming workout routines that no one with a full-time job could actually commit to.
Also, all those goofy Silicon Valley scams — er, experiences.
(TBCH I'd pay good money for this though.)
I wish this were real because seasonal depression is no joke, people.
When I reached out to London's Moorfields Eye Hospital to verify the science behind Grimes' eyeball surgery, they told me they couldn't comment because they believed the regime was "meant in satire."
People have picked up on the parody element as well and their comments are hilarious.
And Grimes, if you're out there and weren't actually kidding — godspeed.
I also have a great humidifier rec for you.