The Bachelor is already a pretty ~dramatic~ show. So what would happen if Disney Princesses were competing for that final rose?
1. A few of the contestants would be less than psyched about the...lack of diversity with the suitor.
2. And Mulan wouldn't be into wearing those insane ball gowns every day...
3. ...which makes sense. How do you even pee in those things?
4. Jasmine (one of the younger contestants) would be in the house strictly for that pool.
5. And Tiana would call the bachelor out when he tried to give her a lame-ass gift.
6. Elsa, who many people *want* to be queer, would have other motives in the house.
7. And every now and then...someone would talk to an inanimate object.
8. Ariel would get homesick every time the ladies went swimming.
9. And she wouldn't be the most ~talkative~ of the bunch.
10. The suitor would be a bit hung up on the one who got away...Cinderella.
11. And like any other season of The Bachelor...there would be an healthy dose of competition among the women.
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