1.
When you try to take more than the allowed number of items into a fitting room:
2.
And when you leave clothes in the fitting room instead of returning them to the attendant:
3.
When you ask if someone works there, even though they're clearly wearing a name tag:
4.
When you try to bargain for extra discounts at the cash register:
5.
And when you play dumb and try to use a coupon that expired a month ago:
6.
When you try to get your money back even though it's way past the return date:
7.
When you come in five minutes before close:
8.
And when you continue shopping after the store closes for the night:
9.
When you mess up clothing displays that were just folded:
10.
When you interrupt a sales associates who's in the middle of helping another customer:
11.
When you try to cut ahead of other customers in line:
12.
When you ask how much something is, even though it's clearly marked:
13.
When you're on the phone and talking to an associate at the same damn time:
14.
And when you demand to see a manager the second something doesn't go your way:
15.
When you try to wander into an area clearly marked for "employees only":
16.
When you bring food and drinks into the store:
17.
When you leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot:
18.
When you ask an associate to look in the "back" for your specific size or color:
19.
When you let kids run wild and unsupervised in the store:
20.
When you're almost checked out and go back at the last minute for ~just one more thing~:
21.
When you attempt to pay with sweaty cash you just pulled out of your bra:
22.
And when you try to pay for a small purchase with huge bills:
23.
And finally, when you joke that something "must be free" because it doesn't scan or have a price tag:
