1. When you're told there are plenty of fish in the sea but you're out here swimming in an empty ocean:
2. When the holidays roll around and your family asks why you're still single:
3. When your dating life actually feels like a reality show:
4. When you inevitably go back on your word:
5. When the timing never seems to be right:
6. When you think you've found your prince but it's actually just another frog:
7. And when it feels nearly impossible to make solid plans with someone:
8. When it's just a matter of time till someone ghosts:
9. When you're sick and tired of hearing about your friends' relationships:
10. When you ignore your friend's warnings about that fuckboy:
11. And when you ultimately fall into their trap anyway:
12. When you can't even get a text back:
13. When online dating feels like a complete waste of time:
14. When you have to double check to make sure someone's not already married:
15. Or when you've determined you're the only one without a ~ring on it~:
16. When your crush asks for your Snapchat instead of your number:
17. When you wonder where all the good single folks are:
18. When you try to give your crush a taste of their own medicine:
19. When you have to worry about these online dating scenarios:
20. When you realize you've had longer relationships with a meal than any actual person:
21. And finally, when someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship but none of the responsibility:
