1. When the person who ghosted you four months ago still checks your social media accounts:
Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories
2. When you have no shame calling out someone who stopped returning your texts:
Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home
3. When it's time for revenge:
4. When you end up wasting time on that fuckboy everyone warned you about:
5. When they disappear right as you're catching feelings:
6. When you encounter a ghost from your past:
why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting
7. And when someone who ghosted you keeps popping up again:
I know everyone knows about ghosting but I have a new dating disease it’s called bobbing! That’s when a person contacts you, disappears and then bobs up again over and over again!
8. When you need to send a message but don't want to ghost entirely:
My teacher is telling us about this term "benched" and it's my new fave thing. It's like a way of saying "ghosting" or "cutting off" but it's "benching"😂😂😂😂 so basically when you're not feeling someone anymore...BENCHED! Oh ur acting shady? BENCHED! Oh ur wack?? BENCHED!! https://t.co/eJZ2OhfKro
9. When you regret that risky text you sent:
Me after being left on read
10. When you realize ghosts don't just come around at Halloween:
You guys shouldn't even bother dressing up on Halloween — you’ve been ghosting girls all year — just keep being your worthless, spooky self.
11. When you thought the date went well, but you never heard from them ever again:
12. When dating someone doesn't even last as long as a free Netflix trial:
*gets ghosted* Me: well thank you for the free 15 day trial
13. When you assume your crush died because there's no other explanation why you haven't gotten a text back:
14. When you keep it on the down low:
You aren’t ghosting if you have to announce you’re ghosting 🤣
15. When you take the bait...again:
@ boy who ghosted me: what makes you think I'm just gonna respond when you text me completely out of the blue bc you're absolutely right and i 100% will BC IM DUMB
16. And when you feel like a total clown:
after responding immediately to a man who had been ghosting me
17. When you try to ghost someone who's already ghosted you:
ghosting someone who’s ghosting you