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    52 Jokes That'll Make You Laugh If You Hate Valentine's Day

    Because it's just another day.

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    My autocorrect changed I heart you to I hate you and now my Valentine's Day is wide open

    Twitter: @sweetmomissa

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    Look at all these dates I have for #ValentinesDay. So excited. 🥰

    Twitter: @hamzamlakdawala

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    "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" Me: Yes... February 14th

    Twitter: @mariana_alj

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    valentine’s day is 4 days away... accept the fact u gonna be alone

    Twitter: @jackhoegang

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    FX / @insomniac-arrest / Via insomniac-arrest.tumblr.com

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    how can my manager ask who’s single and ask them all to work valentines day 😂😂

    Twitter: @hannakaleem

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    yes I will be calling 911 if I hear my neighbors having seccs on valentine’s day

    Twitter: @jayoshexo

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    me and my boo on Valentine’s Day

    Twitter: @slumbersadness

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    Bro, but imagine giving me money to buy myself food instead of sending me flowers and stupid chocolates on valentine's day. That'll be epic.

    Twitter: @Nathalieothnel

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    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @damiancfx

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    Me hyping myself up to talk to my crush #ValentinesDay

    Twitter: @ThePandaPopper

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    How I am going to be on Valentine’s Day 😔🤧

    Twitter: @_janellekv

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    #RelationshipAdvice When your spouse says they don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day

    20th Century Fox / Twitter: @rowantrollope

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    me in my room vibing to R&B throwbacks on Valentine’s Day bc my energy alone makes me happy ✨

    FOX / Twitter: @niaolivia_

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    Twitter: @_samargupta

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    Twitter: @mohamedmessil

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    Plan for Valentine’s Day - -Order me self a bouquet of flowers from my mum -Do myself a candle lit bath with rose petals in -Tank a bottle of Prosecco -Eat a box of choccies -Cry myself to sleep

    Twitter: @josiedigglex

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    This year will be my best valentines. Going to love myself, going show me some love. Take myself out and sweep myself of my feet

    Twitter: @TheBaker_za

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    On Valentine’s Day walk up to someone on a date and say “so this why you not picking up”

    Twitter: @lilduval

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    Anti valentine’s day... 💔

    Twitter: @enillasmu

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    valentine’s day but its just you and love story taylor’s version

    Twitter: @njbleachers

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    how couples pulling up to school on valentines day VS me who knows there’s no one to impress

    Twitter: @semenyaFTW

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    Me on Valentine’s Day admiring the couples

    MGM / Twitter: @Luh_Scoop

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    Twitter: @maniacmemerr

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    Taylor Swift was like: I know y’all are going to be alone for Valentine’s Day so here’s a lil present

    Twitter: @Pialovestaylor_

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    Twitter: @webaicirtap

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    Brace yourselves. Valentine's Day approacheth.

    CBS / Twitter: @NoContextTrek

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    Valentine's mood Is it too much to ask??

    NBC / Twitter: @_idkwhyyyyyyy

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    Twitter: @SameerahDoll

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    Twitter: @Gullu_ka_fan