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It's the weekend, and you know what that means.
(Or it's just another Monday. We don't judge here.)
No matter what day it is, if you relate to any of the following, you may have had a little too much to drink.
1. Your friends tell you you're drunk like it's some kind of astute observation.
2. People you don't even know comment on your level of intoxication.
3. But you've already prepared a selection of solid responses.
4. You start to realize that you can only see straight if you close one eye.
5. Crazy things happen in front of you, and you don't even notice.
6. You offer to kiss anyone who's celebrating their birthday.
7. You start pretending it's your birthday.
8. You can't stop laughing when you go to the bathroom.
9. Before you know it, your laughter turns to tears.
10. You might even yell a little.
11. When you're done, you compliment at least two people.
12. Okay, maybe five people.
13. Wait, did someone say pizza?
14. You try to convince your friends to come with you.
15. You start getting kind of desperate.
16. But then, you find your inner drunk confidence.
17. You walk up into that pizza place like Beyoncé would and grab a slice.
18. You eat everything and then kind of forget that you just ate everything.
19. Somehow, you manage to get home without dying.
20. One word. BED.
21. When you wake up the following day, you start planning your next night out.
22. Because let's be honest, you can never drink too much.
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