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    Ashley Tisdale Goes Topless Maxim Magazine & The Human Maxi-Pad

    Ashley Tisdale posed topless for the new Maxim Magazine and a man from Panana City, Florida, has the dream of becoming a real life maxi-pad, a real life sanitary napkin, a real life MAXI-PAD!!! Did I already say that? He changed his first name to “Pad” and he’s on his way to being a woman’s overnight Kotex. Oh Florida.

    Topless or Tampons? Which do you prefer?

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    Ashley Tisdale posed topless for the new Maxim Magazine and a man from Panana City, Florida, has the dream of becoming a real life maxi-pad, a real life sanitary napkin, a real life MAXI-PAD!!! Did I already say that? He changed his first name to “Pad” and he’s on his way to being a woman’s overnight Kotex. Oh Florida.