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    The Top 11 Stoner Duos Of All Time

    Things are never quite as scary when you have a buddy at your side. Puff, puff, pass.

    11. Jesse and Chester

    Dude, Where's My Car?

    Chester: "How wasted were we last night?"

    Jesse: "Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted."

    10. Silas and Jamal

    How High

    Silas: "So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?"

    Jamal: "Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?"

    Silas: "Right."

    Jamal and Silas: "Right..."

    9. Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Ted: "Now your dad's going for it in your own room!"

    Bill: "Shut up, Ted."

    Ted: "Your stepmom is cute, though."

    Bill: "Shut up, Ted!"

    Ted: "Remember when I asked her to the prom?"

    Bill: "SHUT UP, TED!"

    8. Craig and Smokey

    Craig: "What I'm trippin on, is how you gonna sell bud, when you smoke it?"

    Smokey: "I don't know. That's my only problem."

    Craig: "Big Worm gonna fuck you up."

    Smokey: "Big Worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, man."

    Craig: "All right..."

    7. Ted and John

    Ted: "Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that."

    John: "What is this?"

    Ted: "It's called 'Mind Rape', it's actually pretty mellow."

    John: "It doesn't sound very mellow."

    Ted: "Well he only had three other batches: 'Gorilla Panic', 'They're Coming! They're Coming!' and something called 'This Is Permanent'... Go on, spark it up!"

    6. Kumar and Harold

    Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    Harold: "I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man."

    Kumar: "Dude, fuckin' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries."

    5. Saul and Dale

    Pineapple Express

    Dale: "Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?"

    Saul: "Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas..."

    Dale: "I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird."

    Saul: "Thank you."

    Dale: "Not a compliment."

    4. Jay and Silent Bob

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Jay: "Man, who the fuck steals monkeys?"

    Silent Bob: [Points to Jay and himself]

    Jay: "Oh yeah..."

    3. Chong and Cheech

    Up in Smoke

    Cheech: "Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens."

    Chong: "What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?"

    Cheech: "My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border."

    2. Shaggy and Scooby Doo

    Shaggy: "Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?"

    Scooby Doo: "Rizza rie!"

    1. Walter and The Dude

    The Big Lebowski

    The Dude: "What's in the fuckin' carrier?"

    Walter: "Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii."

    The Dude: "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?"

    Walter: "What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude."

    The Dude: "Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself."