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Attila The Hun Never Had Trouble Getting Laid
You don't put on your best shirt and cologne each Friday so you can go out and be polite with a polite lady. How to get what you want by being the scumbag she wants...
Two Comedians Solve The Troubles Of Four Middle Eastern Countries
A witty exchange that starts off pro-intervention vs. anti-intervention and winds up tying up every loose end in the Middle East.
15 Famed Literary Titles Taken From Other Artists
Sampling didn't start with hip-hop. Shakespeare and the Bible have been sampled for centuries.
Why You Can't Go Home With Her Again...
Married men think they're a divorce away from bedding more women than James Bond. That thought is less realistic than a James Bond film.
Three Reasons Smoking Makes You Look Like A Betamax
Smoking made you look cool sixty years ago. Today, it makes you the wrong kind of curiosity.
It Ain't A Small World At All
Your "small world" encounters are few and far between. The world is actually gigantic...
How To Properly Format Your Suicide Note
You want to be grammatically correct on your way to oblivion, don't you?
Why You Shouldn't Cheat Off An English Major's Test
Verbal intellectuals filibuster their way to dominance over number crunching intellectuals, because, well, they do all the talking...
Rockers Who Are So Straight They're Gay
Rockers have bucket lists longer than the Golden Gate Bridge, and they still run out of things to try on women. So what to do next? Well...
Twitter Has Turned Our Planet Into The Gong Show Without The Gong.
Social media has made everyone think they're famous, and now everyone is misbehaving like typical "overnight successes."
The Boston Bomber Rolling Stone Is Better Than Their Past Blunders
Remember their coverage of hair metal? Rap-rock? RIP, as in rest in pulp for this obsolete paper organ.
Three Painters Who Made Trippy Art Without Psychedelics
Believe it or not, there were plenty of far out paintings before LSD.
If Your Clock Was Honest, It Would Tell You You Are Dying
You're on the clock...get to living!
Five Hot Women Who Never Lost It
Five Hot Women Who Never Lost It
Three Reasons Catholics Sound More In Touch With Reality Than Protestants
Three Reasons Catholics Sound More In Touch with Reality than Catholics.
Five Reasons We Accept The Hearsay About Buddha More Than The Hearsay About Jesus
Five reasons we accept the hearsay about Buddha more than the hearsay about Jesus.
How Do You Put A Price On Priceless Art? Easy, Ask Someone What They'll Pay For It
When Van Gogh was alive, no one valued his painting, so they had no value. Today his paintings have immense value. The paintings haven't changed; only tastes.
Five New Cocktail Names That'll Give You A Buzz Just By Ordering Them
You've ordered a Sex on the Beach. Are you ready for a Sex on the Stairs?