You don’t put on your best shirt and cologne each Friday so you can go out and be polite with a polite lady. How to get what you want by being the scumbag she wants…
A witty exchange that starts off pro-intervention vs. anti-intervention and winds up tying up every loose end in the Middle East.
Sampling didn’t start with hip-hop. Shakespeare and the Bible have been sampled for centuries.
Married men think they’re a divorce away from bedding more women than James Bond. That thought is less realistic than a James Bond film.
Smoking made you look cool sixty years ago. Today, it makes you the wrong kind of curiosity.
Your “small world” encounters are few and far between. The world is actually gigantic…
You want to be grammatically correct on your way to oblivion, don’t you?
Verbal intellectuals filibuster their way to dominance over number crunching intellectuals, because, well, they do all the talking…
Rockers have bucket lists longer than the Golden Gate Bridge, and they still run out of things to try on women. So what to do next? Well…
Remember their coverage of hair metal? Rap-rock? RIP, as in rest in pulp for this obsolete paper organ.
Believe it or not, there were plenty of far out paintings before LSD.
You’re on the clock…get to living!
Five Hot Women Who Never Lost It
Three Reasons Catholics Sound More In Touch with Reality than Catholics.
Five reasons we accept the hearsay about Buddha more than the hearsay about Jesus.
When Van Gogh was alive, no one valued his painting, so they had no value. Today his paintings have immense value. The paintings haven’t changed; only tastes.
You’ve ordered a Sex on the Beach. Are you ready for a Sex on the Stairs?