"Priest turns the Borscht Belt on it's ear, with devilishly-dark one liners that imagine terrorists as heroes... and we're not sure how firmly tongue is planted in cheek here."- lastgascomedy.com
I can dunk. My friend saw me but he moved.
My dream is to write a Russian novel.
Dislikes: General Santa Ana
I want to be so wealthy I use pancakes as a waffle topping.
I cut my own hair.
Gangs stole my pants.