14 Questions Guys With Beards Are Sick Of Hearing

With great beards, comes a great deal of questions.

1. Is it real?

Nope, its fake.

2. How long did that take?

Don't know, didn't use a timer.

3. Why did you grow it out?

Simple. I am a man.

4. Can I touch it?

Only if i can touch yours.

5. Is it soft?

Yes its soft, I'm not an animal.

6. Do you know who you look like?

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Paul Bunyon. Dan Bilzerian. Gandalf. Tom Hanks in Castaway. And just so you know, The Brawny man never had a full beard.

7. Do you dye it?

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What the... No.

8. Does it itch?

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No, it tickles.

9. When are you going to shave?

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I don't understand.

10. Do you wash it?

Why wouldn't I wash it.

11. Do you watch Duck Dynasty?

Never heard of it.

12. Does it get hot in the summer?

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It's hot all year round. Sexiness is not seasonal.

13. Have you ever put flowers in your beard?

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Why would I do that.

14. Whats the most annoying thing about having a beard?

The questions.