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We've all had our ears assaulted by the sounds of someone putting some poor toilet through misery.
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Universal human truth: Everyone loves gossip.
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Great thoughts to have, tbh.
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We've all been this person at the gym. *wishes instant results were a thing*
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Has there ever been a more accurate phrase for "I'm not even remotely interested in your plans"?
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If you can't trust yourself, who can you trust? Hmm.
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Speaking of movies and whatnot, sometimes you just want to shout from the rooftops that monogamy isn't the only way to convey love between people.
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When you can no longer hold in your feelings.
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Being optimistic and then faced with the reality that 2016 may be just like every other year — a disappointment.
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When says something reprehensible, like talking about your fave character.
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Anyone with a resume knows what's up.
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Why is it so much easier to be nicer to others than to ourselves? JK, don't answer that.
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When the effortlessly scheme with your bestie.
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The worst problem anyone born after 2000 faces on a regular basis.
