1. "Santa, you're the only thing I want this year."
2. "I've been really, really good this year."
3. "Santa, how can I be removed from the Naughty list this year?"
4. *Asks Santa to sit on his lap*
5. "Oh my Santa, does your strength come from your hair like Samson? *Santa frowns*
6. *Wonders if Mrs. Claus is asleep yet*
7. *Pretends to be Rudolph* *Wonders if Santa likes role play*
8. *Compliments Santa on his huge guns*
9. *Notices Santa is hungry* *Dashes to the kitchen to bake some cookies*
10. *Drinks a large cup of hot cocoa while admiring Santa's beautiful chest*
11. *Asks Santa if he's ready to unwrap his gift* 👀
12. *Sings "Santa Baby"*
13. *Forces Santa to wrap his gift before you go any further*
14. *Knock, Knock* "Who's at the door, Santa?!"
15. "Realizes Santa has a brother."
16. "Santa, please put me on your Nice list."
17. *thinks about repenting* *brushes the thought away seconds later*
18. *Sneaks out the chimney before Mrs. Claus wakes*
Happy Holidays, thirst monsters.
