Definitive Proof That Blue Cheese Will Always Be Better Than Ranch

Ranch will always be the inferior condiment.

1. For years humans have debated over the age old question of which dipping sauce is better: Blue Cheese or Ranch?

2. Ranch advocates stand firm in their beliefs that the runny, disgusting sauce they love is superior to blue cheese.

3. However, they are sadly mistaken.

Everyone knows blue cheese is the creme de le crop when it comes to dipping sauces.

4. Behold! The Ambrosia of dipping sauces.

Just take a few seconds to admire this beautiful condiment.

5. When you go to a restaurant and the server accidentally give you ranch, this is the face you make.

Ranch just ruins the whole eating experience.

6. The person who made this graphic was obviously paid to skew these percentages.

No one in their right mind would choose ranch over blue cheese.

7. You know that placing even a smidgen of ranch on a hot wing desecrates the entire thing, right?

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Why would disrespect a hot wing that way?

8. Adding blue cheese to your favorite foods enhances the eating experience.

Blue cheese + Pizza = Heaven in your mouth.

9. Blue cheese is versatile.

It can come in crumble form.

10. You can add the crumbles to your hamburger.

No one adds ranch to a burger. Why? Because it tastes of despair.

11. You can spell blue cheese two ways.

Sometimes it’s spelled “bleu cheese.” #SuperClassy. What’s the French way to spell ranch? EXACTLY.

12. And there there you have it. Blue cheese wins.

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