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21 Questions Gay People Have For Straight People

Are your parents comfortable with your lifestyle?

1. When did you know that you were straight?

2. Are your parents comfortable with your lifestyle?

3. Which one of you thought the saying "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" was cute? Be honest.

4. Do you ever get upset when someone refers to you as their straight best friend?

5. How does it feel to make out in public without being gawked at?

6. How does it feel to have such a large dating pool and still be single?

7. Straight people love rapping about eating ass, but gay people are gross for like, basically inventing it?

8. Don't get mad, but is it insensitive of me to think that you're just going through a straight phase?

9. What intrigues you most about gay people having sex?

10. Are there enough representations of straight people on TV?

11. Do you honestly believe in your heart of hearts that gay folks will destroy the "sanctity of marriage?"

12. How you gon' knock it when you ain't even tried it?

13. If straight people hate gay people so much, why do y'all keep having gay babies?

14. What's the straight equivalent of a Pride parade?

15. What scares you most about gay people?

16. OK, but seriously, what is it about gay people that infuriates you most? Inquiring minds want to know.

17. Do you sometimes wish you were gay?

18. Do you ever get sad when you think about how common being straight is?

19. How would you feel if, as a consenting adult, someone told you that the way you lead your life is inherently wrong?

20. Do you think we'll ever get to a point in time where there are no straight people?

21. And finally, what is the gay agenda, exactly?

So...what is the truth, heterosexuals?!