13 Times Mariah Carey Attempted To Bring About World Peace

    All hail the single greatest human to ever exist.

    1. When she graciously handed over an exorbitant amount cash.

    2. When she dropped this deep quote.

    3. When she threw a fistful a glitter on this American Idol contestant.

    4. When she told people not to give up on their dreams.

    To all those reaching for a dream..like my momma always told me "Don't say if I make it,say WHEN I make it!" God Bless!

    5. When she shed a tear just thinking about all she's done for humanity.

    6. When she found a unicorn and brought it back to earth.

    7. When she worked with Satan.

    8. When she defeated her evil nemesis, Bianca.

    9. When she was nice enough to bless Donatella Versace and Beyoncé Knowles with her presence.

    10. When she greeted military men while filming her music video for "I Still Believe."

    11. When she gave audiences a reason to live with her rousing performance of "If It's Over" at the 1991 Grammy Awards.

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    12. When she proclaimed this truth:

    13. When she understood how you were feeling about a particular thing.

    Thank you for your continued awesomeness, Mimi.