In 2011, one of Nicolas Cage's finest masterpieces was released. That film is known as "Drive Angry 3D"
The plot of "Drive Angry" is relatively straightforward.
"Drive Angry" received a shocking 2 stars, which is about 1.5 more stars than you would expect, but 3 stars less than it deserves.
Why, you might ask? Well, l I will tell you.
Here is some REAL DIALOGUE from this film:
The Accountant: You're not the first to get out of Hell, and I doubt you'll be the last, but I have got to know, how did you get out with the God-killer [this huge gun]?
Milton: I just walked in and took it.
The Accountant: Oh. Wouldn't wanna be you when he [Satan] finds out.
Milton: What's he gonna do? Not let me back in?
"WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? NOT LET ME BACK IN?"
At one point, Nicolas Cage makes love to a naked woman while fully clothed.
He then proceeds to shoot about 12 men while not continuing to pay attention to his lady love.
Allow me to take a moment to remind all of you that this was a movie that somebody wrote.
And a huge crew made, and millions of dollars were spent, and months of people's lives were dedicated to.
Billy Burke, now a cult leader and...
...no longer concerned about his teenage daughter's involvement with mythological creatures...
is back to be creepy and try to kill Amber Heard a few times. I forget why he even wants this baby. He's going to perform a Satanic ritual try to unleash Hell on Earth anyway.