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A Guide On How To Keep Women Happy (Yes It Is Possible)

We women are hard creatures to understand, so this is a list of Do's and Don'ts for the helpless male specimens.

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1. DO respect gas equality

When it comes to gas, everybody has it. If you guys are going to belch loudly after a meal or let one off under the sheets then don't become surprised or offended when we do it too.

4. DO buy us flowers

At the risk of infuriating feminists, most of us will gladly accept token gifts like flowers or chocolates. If you surprise us with either, your luck may be in.

8. DON'T say you find another woman attractive

This is a red hot danger zone right here. You know that colleague with the big boobs and short skirt...say she's not your type! Acknowledging another woman's beauty will get you nowhere in a relationship!

10. DO look where you're aiming

Oh and if you sprinkle when you tinkle.. please be sweet and wipe the damn seat. Or floor...or walls.... How the heck do you manage to make such a mess anyway??

13. DO avoid us when it's the time of the month

Our hormones will have us crying one minute and roaring the next. There's nothing you can do right, but I can guarantee that we will find something you do wrong.

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