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    12 Dumb Things Straight People Say To Gay Guys

    Straight people say the darnedest things sometimes. Here are a few of them along with responses. Comment your own if you feel like it.

    1. Will you be my gay best friend!?!?

    You shouldn't have "gay friends", "black friends", or "Asian friends" just FRIENDS!

    2. Does this________ make me look fat?

    The better question is do I care? HINT Probably not!

    3. Have you even tried girls?

    Maybe maybe not. It doesn't matter because I know what I like!

    4. WHAT YOU'RE GAY?!?! But you seem so STRAIGHT!

    We come in every conceivable form that's partly why our flag is a rainbow. There's more than 50 shades of gay!

    5. WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS GAY?!? Why can't you be straight!?!

    I'd like to know why you keep dating douchebags. But some things will always be a mystery I guess.

    6. You're pretty cool...................................no homo though

    OOOOOH Your compliment was just a compliment and not an invitation for me to get in your pants. Good thing you ended my confusion.

    7. LETS GO SHOPPING!

    No thanks I might have other things to do besides being your personal stylist

    8. I don't mind you gays but please not in public

    We will do as we please. We don't need your permission.

    9. I don't mind gay guys as long as they act straight

    The only way you act gay is by being gay. There are feminine straight people and masculine gay people. Just accept others!

    10. SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A DEMOCRAT

    There are gay Republicans despite what you may think

    11. Soooooooo are you like the pitcher..............or the catcher?

    I didn't realize we were analyzing each other's favorite sexual positions here!

    12. So how does your sex work?

    I'm sure there are plenty of resources you could use to find out

    Remember the key word in "gay people" is people. Be nice to people :)