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Posted on May 28, 2013

As Expected, The 4 Best Expletive Twitter Handles Suck At Tweeting

You would think that Twitter users who had the thought to score expletives as handles before any one would be more clever and interesting, but... no.

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Mr. @Shit loves to smoke pot, rarely uses more than one line in a tweet -- but he does like to play chess.

Henry B
@shit
Tweet

Henry B
@shit
I'm pretty lit.

Henry B
@shit
I'm hungry

Henry B
@shit
Food!

Henry B
@shit
I haven't played chess in hella long.

Mr. @Fuck is a purveyor of links about, what else, copulation, but he hasn't tweeted since January.

Before that, he hadn't tweeted since February 2012.

But hey, he has 2,666 followers and his last tweet championed 34 retweets:

Buck
@fuck
Condoms in porn: Moving industry out of state could be difficult http://t.co/wWKji3bB

@Damn is an up-to-date tweeter, but never about anything that makes sense in any context and often in another language.

Based on some tweets, it appears he is a code programmer:

DAMN
@DAMN
What a wonderful night! I'm in a good moodâ€¦hahaha

DAMN
@DAMN
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Perhaps @Ass is actually being clever.

Having never tweeted, one could argue that he's being an ass and holding onto the account, so no one else can tweet on it, while he wastes it.

As for @Ass' cousin, @ASSPIRATE has tweeted... once. And, of course:

asspirate
@ASSPIRATE
shelley is farting n her sleep

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