Mr. @Shit loves to smoke pot, rarely uses more than one line in a tweet — but he does like to play chess.
I haven’t played chess in hella long.
Mr. @Fuck is a purveyor of links about, what else, copulation, but he hasn’t tweeted since January.
Before that, he hadn’t tweeted since February 2012.
But hey, he has 2,666 followers and his last tweet championed 34 retweets:
Condoms in porn: Moving industry out of state could be difficult http://t.co/wWKji3bB
@Damn is an up-to-date tweeter, but never about anything that makes sense in any context and often in another language.
Based on some tweets, it appears he is a code programmer:
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Perhaps @Ass is actually being clever.
Having never tweeted, one could argue that he’s being an ass and holding onto the account, so no one else can tweet on it, while he wastes it.
As for @Ass’ cousin, @ASSPIRATE has tweeted… once. And, of course:
- A Silicon Valley college faked grades, dodged immigration authorities, and made a fortune, BuzzFeed News has found 💰🎓
- It's a tie! Jairam Hathwar and Nihar Janga are co-champions of the 2016 National Spelling Bee 🏆
- Here we go: Donald Trump has reached the number of delegates needed to be the Republican presidential nominee.