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Which Roger The Alien Persona Are You?

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You're frail, sensitive, and lonely widow. You are in fact quite open to love. However, your lover better hope to not cross you because they will pay the price. In the end though it doesn't matter if you love or lose anyways cause you can never leave things nice.
"Thank you, Omar! Thank you for showing me I can go on without you! I know what you did to our kids, you monster! Why-why can't I leave things nice?"

Abigail Lemonparty

You are a star in the athletic arena. You like to make sure people are always watching you on and off the court while you do your THANG! Whether they want to or not. 
"Oh, don't take those. You will be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours."

Ace Chapman

You have your mind set on the big leagues and are out there trying to make a name for yourself. You have a habit of telling people how it really is, "You humble me. I am humbled. Excuse me. Go home, bitches! Show's over! I nailed it!" However, your biggest flaw is your lack of emotions. "You think I can't cry? I can cry. I cried when I read this dreck. Who wrote it, and illiterate Irishman's Polish Monkey?"

Betty Bea Getty McClanahan

You are a very sexual person. You know exactly what to say to get into the lady's pants "Jell-O shot,bitch?" You are also a risk taker when it comes to your sexual experiences, "Here's a condom. Don't use it. Do What I do. Pretend to put it on, and hide it in your poop cannon." Your parents are also quite obsessed with you and have yet to figure out that their baby boy is an... alien.

Bing Cooper

A.K.A The Legman. \*Boing tete boing te bam BANAN BANAN\* You are man who loves a good mystery. In your group of friends you know everything about everyone. When a problem arises you are the first to try and figure it out. Although like many of Roger Smith's persona The Legman also has a severe drug problem. So there is a good chance in most of the mysteries you solve you are also the drugged out culprit.

Braff Zacklin

In your group of friends you are the self appointed therapist. However, most of what you say usually makes the problems much worse in the long run.. Although when your friends ask you questions you don't know the answer to just refer to your mentor Dr. Mumbojumbo or bump up their Kleenex and lube medication at any bathroom in the house and they'll keep coming back for more help.

Dr. Rafael Penguin

In your prime you were a sex god. You knew everything about how to please a lady from location to position. However, the game has changed and you are left with nothing, but an out of date idea. 
"I don't know. Maybe this business has changed too much. Did you know I read that they bleach buttholes now, Steven? Are they trying to say God chose the wrong color?"

Freddie Underwood

You are a text book definition of a TEASE! You know how to shake that milkshake to get the boys to the yard. With girls like you though they'll need a stress ball to relieve the tension you give them.

Jenny Fromdabloc

Rickyyyyy Spanish... You are the absolute worst of the FUCKING worst. "Carol, I robbed. Eduardo, I stabbed. Tina, I taught how to kiss. Gave her some bad information, never corrected it. She's out there darting her tongue." To put it simply you are a son of a bitch!

Ricky Spanish

You are a complete party animal. Everything revolves around you being the King of Spring Break. You will stop at nothing no matter who you have to out drink to make sure you have fun! Chug Chug Chug!

Scotch Bingeington

You are the goodie goodie of the group. In church every Sunday and courting your girl in front of her parents on the weekend. You just want to make sure that life fits you like a glove in the end.

Sidney Huffman

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