Definitive Ranking Of The Sound Of Music Cast

The 1965 classic's characters from worst to best

17. Herr Zeller

Let's face it, he ruins everything. Every. Thing.

16. Rolf Gruber

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Okay, in the beginning he's every girl's dream. All blonde, blue-eyed and what not. But let's not remember how he BETRAYS THE VON TRAPP FAMILY AND CATCHES THEM AT THE ABBEY CEMETERY...(yes. I'm still not over it).

15. Elsa Schrader

Although she doesn't end up with the Captain, and we feel some kind of sympathy for her, she originally tried to drive Maria away. And we still hate her for it. BYE FELICIA.

14. Franz, the Butler

He barely speaks, but he wasn't terrible...right?

13. Frau Schmidt

The von Trapp family housekeeper. Helps Maria out a little and doesn't cause drama...and has a GREAT resting bitch face

12. Louisa von Trapp

Doesn't say much. Kinda irrelevant.

11. Friedrich von Trapp

Lied to the Captain and told him that him and the rest of the children were berry picking instead of trying to find Maria at the Abbey. WE HAVE A BADASS ON OUR HANDS!

10. Marta von Trapp

I wonder if she ever got that pink parasol...?

9. Brigitta von Trapp

Straight up told Maria she thought her dress was ugly. The sass is unreal.

8. Sister Margareta and Sister Bertha

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When they strip the car engines from the Nazi army cars?! HELLO. BRILLIANT.

7. Gretl von Trapp

She has the cuteness factor nailed, obviously. Fan favorite.

6. Kurt von Trapp

I mean, just look at that face. "I'm done with you pesants".

5. Liesl von Trapp

In recent events, I've blasted Sixteen Going On Seventeen at parties or in my car, and I am ALWAYS Liesl. I also still want that dress.

4. Reverend Mother

If Climb Every Mountain doesn't empower you to change the world, then something is wrong with you.

3. Max Detweiler

The fun Uncle Max everyone wants. Seriously, why didn't my uncle buy me that insane puppet show?!

2. Maria von Trapp

QUEEN. perfection. ugh. just yes.

and FINALLY....

1. Captain Georg von Trapp

The original DILF. The bad guy gone good. His eyes...just...wow.

LONG LIVE THE SOUND OF MUSIC