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But this human is so comfortable.
Watching my human eat my favorite foods in front of me.
Sprinkles next door just asked how my diet's going.
It's been a day since I started maybe I can see results now.
It's been two weeks and I think my facial structure is changing!
Three weeks later...
I've decided to find a new diet plan because this one doesn't seem to be working as fast as I hoped.
I've tried telling my pals about my diet to keep myself pumped up but they didn't seem interested.
So it's been 2 months and I can fit into all the clothes my friends can't and they are all jealous of my new hipster look.
So now they want to try the diet and I know exactly where to start!
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