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15 Puns Presented By Benedict Cumberbatch, Because Why Not

A Batch Of Benedict CumberPuns showing that puns can indeed be given esteem - Behold the Benedict.

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1. Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

For your information, I've never played an Adam ;)
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For your information, I've never played an Adam ;)

2. Spunky...

Ryan Gosling, who?
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Ryan Gosling, who?

3. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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4. “Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

That one was particularly pungent.
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That one was particularly pungent.

5. Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

It literally defined disturbing.
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It literally defined disturbing.

6. Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? To get to the other side.

Puns can be deadly.
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Puns can be deadly.

7. I work out religiously - Christmas and Easter.

But my mind is always racing.
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But my mind is always racing.

8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

(Just like my characters!)
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(Just like my characters!)

9. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

That was sodium funny, I punched my neon that one.
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That was sodium funny, I punched my neon that one.

10. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I hear it's a bloody good time.
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I hear it's a bloody good time.

11. I went to a zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.

Gazuntite.
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Gazuntite.

12. They're selling dead batteries, free of charge.

Will the company be charged?
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Will the company be charged?

13. Consonantly, verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement.

If you can't stop running your mouth, 'Talkin' Points' might be a good idea for you. http://ow.ly/XMkiR
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If you can't stop running your mouth, 'Talkin' Points' might be a good idea for you. http://ow.ly/XMkiR

14. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I'd tell you more but I don't have the time.
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I'd tell you more but I don't have the time.

15. Let's face it, puns are unquestionably better with Benedict Cumberbatch. Maybe that's because:

Praise be to Benedict.
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Praise be to Benedict.

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