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Can you tell if these quotes are from Presidential candidate Donald Trump or fictional cheerleading coach from Glee, Sue Sylvester?

Trump Or Sue Sylvester?

Donald Trump

"Show me someone without an ego and I'll show you a loser."

Sue Sylvester

"This is America, we speak English here."

"You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot."

"My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose."

"I have before me a buttload of angry letters from members of the animal husbandry club, their parents, Dayton local politicians, the National Autism Association as well as One Million Moms. "

"More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge."

"I'm a bit of a P.T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone."

"I'm putting a call to the Secretary of State notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo ID. People should know who I am."

"America, your prayers have been answered."

"I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters."

""I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Give not being homeless a try, huh?' "

"[Elevators] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage our able-bodied students from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs!"

“I’m not a crusader for feminism, and I’m not against it, either. I’m just oblivious to a person’s gender when it comes to hiring people and handing out assignments.”

"If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight."

"Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage"

"That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office."

"People assume I'm a boiler ready to explode, but I actually have very low blood-pressure."

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