1. You can be silly with me in public.
2. You and Rich are adorable.
3. You never know when I'm taking selfies.
4. You always meet cool people.
5. You dress to the nines all the time.
6. You married this crazy man.
7. YOU MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS FOOD I'VE EVER EATEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
8. You are undeniably gorgeous.
9. You're so photogenic.
10. You LOVE wine.
11. That one time you had a gun.
12. You put up with my shit.
13. YOU WERE SMOKIN' HOT.
14. You come from this gem.
15. When you're with your friends, you're adorable.
16. And last but not least, you make beautiful kids.
I love you, mama. Happy Mother's Day!