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1. "You are allllll mine."
2. "At least let me sniff it!"
3. "Can I get a little help here?"
4. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
5. "Pleaseeee."
6. "If I lick it, it's mine!"
7. "I'm just waiting for you to turn away so I can snatch it."
8. "Ermahgerd, pizza!!!"
9. "Was I not supposed to step on it?"
10. "Maybe she'll drop some!"
11. "Don't mind me, I'm just looking."
12. "Ok, here it is. Now can I have some!?"
13. "I'll wait as long as it takes. She'll cave eventually."
14. Don't we all...
15. "Is this for me?"
16. "C'mon, you know it's our favorite."
17. "How could you say no to these faces?"
18. "Sure I'll stop begging, just give me a taste first."
19. "Is that what I think it is?"
20. "Pretty please with pepperoni on top?"
21. "Nothing haunts us like the things we don't eat."
22. "I NEED THIS."
23. "Smells delicious, but I should probably taste test it just to be sure."
24. "I'll take the crust if you don't eat it."
25. "In case you were wondering, this is the definition of torture."
26. "Is that...pizza?"
27. "So we'll each have half. Sound fair?"
28. "Come to Poppa!"
29. "Okay, but what about just a pepperoni?"
30. "Why must we play this game?"
31. "You're going to finish it, aren't you?"
32. "Just one slice. I promise to be a good boy."
33. "YASSS!"
34. "You're literally the worst."
35. "I'll do anything for a bite!"
36. "This looks amazing."
37. "All of this? Surely you can spare a slice for me."
38. "How could you?"
39. "I'll just eat the leftovers. Sound good?"
40. "This was a nasty trick to play."
41. "#@&*!"
42. "So this whole pie is for me?"
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