12 Reasons Why This Hedgehog Deserves Your Affection

and your heart grew three sizes that day...

1. He is willing to explore places no hedgehog has ever gone before

such as this dollar store wine bottle holder...Adventure!

2. He respects your privacy

Now respect his!

3. He's all ears

"They haven't released Scotchy Scotch Scotch Ben & Jerry's ice cream at supermarkets yet?...let my cuteness ease the pain."

4. He has an artistic side

He's been searching for this perfect beam of sunshine his entire life.

5. He has an addiction to Instagram

He sure looks better than that plate of sushi you so meticulously arranged.

6. He has pokey, adorable eyebrows

That's not usually a quality I condone.

7. Bathing him is the most rewarding experience you will ever have

besides eating Reese's and binge watching GOT.

8. He respects his heritage

Najivunia kuwa mkenya

9. He has the perfect halloween costume this year

Porcupine, anybody?

10. He makes the perfect watch hog

Just look at those teeth, they'll nibble you to death.

11. He is an unabashed cuddler

Seriously. How could you not love that?

12. He makes a cuter seasonal greeting card than your real children

No more Pintrest fail baby pictures for this family!