There are two types of people in the world.
People who know that iced coffee is FAR SUPERIOR to hot coffee...
And people who are wrong.
For those of us in the former camp (🙋), you know the cold stuff rules.
Nothing can stop you from your favorite cup.
You've conquered the ~frozen hands~ dilemma that can come with ordering iced coffee in the winter:
(Nothing that one of these can't solve, TBH.)
You've powered through the wrong straw–cup ratio when resources were scarce:
And you've dismissed the JuDgEmEnT of your hot coffee–lovin' friends.
You also have a very strong option on the correct amount of ice.
Too little and you're basically drinking ~slightly chilled but not really~ coffee.
Too much and it's a watery mess.
Because of this, you might even have your own supply of Personal Ice® for times of crisis:
You've taken a side in the battle of iced coffee vs. cold brew.
And when you (eventually) win the lotto, the first thing you'll do is get a coffee tap installed directly into your kitchen.