Keeping Up With The Kardashians Spinoff Ideas

Because can Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe really take anywhere else? Yes.

Kingdom of Disick

#peasants

Selfies With Kim

An hour of Kim taking selfies. Ryan Seacrest is so onboard.

Bruce Goes Golfing

Bruce golfs while Kendall and Kylie complain

Khloe and Scott's Food Truck Adventures

Going where no mobile office has gone before

Insults 101 With Kourtney

I would so tune in.

Newlyweds: Kim and Kanye

But Kanye doesn't want to be onscreen. And they don't want North being filmed either. So basically just Kim. Most likely taking selfies.

Mason and Penelope Take Elementary School

Because why not?

Kris Jenner Tries To Look Younger

"60 is the new 20!"

A Kardashian Event: Kourtney Gives Birth (Warning: Graphic)

Kourtney graphically pulls yet another child out of herself. It's just as terrifying as it sounds. Welcome to the world, Baby Disick #3.

Rob's Story: The Making of Arthur George

Rob takes us behind the scenes of his whirlwind journey as the creator of Arthur George, his designer sock line.

Mason's Bar Mitzvah: A Kardashian Event

Because Scott's Jewish and there's no reason to assume the Kardashian clan won't be on the air in a decade.